Satire

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A Story of two Asain Girls who though that they could get away with cheating

Published May 7, 2013 by ladyserenity92

My blog is about nothing.

Or, is it?

I’m always coming up with fresh post to entertain you.

It was on the bus today two girls though that could get away with cheating on their Mandarin(Chinese) test.

I spoke to them (in Japanese, of course!)

One of the girls cried, “I don’t speak Chinese!”

After awhile, we brushed it off with laughter.

After the two girls got off the bus, they went inside the Buddhist temple.

A monk appeared before them.

The monk had a scorned look upon them.

The two girls finally confessed that they had in fact cheated on their Mandarin(Chinese) test.

The excuse was…they just didn’t want to do the work and though that the easy way was the best way.

Sadly, both girls got big fat Z minuses and now instead of spending the summer in China; they are starting work from scratch—-in summer school.

As the school season comes to a close, think about two choices that you want to take: The highway or the (not-so-easy) way?

The choice is yours.

Go for broke!

This post is for entertainment purposes only. It’s not meant to offend any minority nor gender groups.

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Satire of the day!

Published April 24, 2013 by ladyserenity92

This is my own ‘TipLine’.

It’s true that my neck’s a bit ‘red’.

Okay, I’m Black and have a ‘redneck’.

It burns from all the hard work and back breaking hell that I’ve got.

But on the flip side….

I rather have a ‘red-neck that hurts’ then to be one myself.

Go for broke!

Putin should be Steppin’

Published December 14, 2011 by ladyserenity92

Russia has told Prime Minster Vladimir Putin for over 12 years.  After a ridged election, the Russians have the final straw. They now took to the cyber media and the streets, and made it clear: ‘Make like Micheal Jackson and beat it.’

It has been 12 years since we’ve seen Vladimir Putin strutting his rock hard shirtless abs on vacation. As well as Mother Russia. But the Putin era has come to the end of the road. The world knows it, the Russians know it; and Vladimir just can’t get it through his thick-skull. He’s so full of himself. It would be a dream come true if the Russian nation would break into Putin’s mansion, pull him out bed and throw him out the window on his head.

Prime Minster, you are through! Russia wants new blood. You’ve run out of luck, out of gas and out of time. Dude, you belong at McDonald’s.

Get your gear and your walking shoes and get the steppin’.

You’re out!

Go for broke!

RE: Picnic in Paris

Published April 19, 2011 by ladyserenity92

Message to M. Night Shyamalan….

Good night; Good Grief.

Lady in the Water was….

let’s just say we both need to ‘make progess asap’!

Dude, you can change.

Bad Tiger.

Me….

Unlucky rabbit.

So cute, it’s stupid.

Getting off the satire train…

Not too long ago, in a cafe in France, a ‘fan’ made a commit about my artwork.

If only more people would give me a ‘donation’ just like the ones that are asking for $15,000 donation to send M. Night Shyamalan to film & art university.

My day will come. Lucky Bollywood Hindu tiger.

Me,

Just a lucky rabbit.

Since spring has sprung, a ‘fan’ has given me a ‘fugual’ message to anyone who would like to read.

Please pass along & translate. I’ll be sure to pass this along in Japanese.

Go for broke!

Read it and enjoy.

“Numerous household picnics are generally held in hot sunshine climate. Either you stroll to the nearest public park or drive, numerous household picnics are generally held in hot sunshine climates. Either you stroll to the nearest public park or drive your way to it. Public parks are fantastic picnic venues because there’s plenty of room for everybody, a lot of sunshine and fresh air, and best of all, it is free. Your way to it. Public parks are fantastic picnic venues because there’s plenty of room for everybody, a lot of sunshine and fresh air, and best of all, it is free.”

Have a nice break!

Stop by tomorrow!

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Published February 16, 2011 by ladyserenity92

I had to ‘revised’ this piece in the wake of humor.

It’s sad how so many mothers trying to give hope in a new country are now faced with the loss of their children.

My heart and prayers go out to the nation of Japan and its people.

Holla back, Feggie & the Black Eyed Peas!

Go for broke!

Americans sure don’t!

Just a few do.

This is just a ‘satire’ poem. It’s not meant to offend anyone nor is it tried to any current event.

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Millions of half-Japanese children are facing a real-life ‘spirited Away’ dream.

They are living in a land of anime and cram-school days.

Thanks in part of their Japanese mothers and the Japanese government.

No joint-cusotities.

Many fathers are frighten.

As Golden Week comes,

Li (Sharyaon)and Sakura flushable dolls are flying off the selves.

Li kisses Sakura….

and Sakura’s cheeks glow red with love.

(Awww, young love.)

Sorry, dads!

America doesn’t have the best things that the outside has.

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America’s has just been disconnected.

Synanoa, kids!

Go for broke!

Techno-diffaculties

Published January 3, 2011 by ladyserenity92

The following ‘title’ of today’s post is not an act of ‘blogger’; just an act of a used computer.

Blame it on the computer.

Do you guys and gals bet that ‘Weird Al’ can do a parody of Jamie Foxx’s ‘Blame it on the alcohol’ and turned it into ‘Blame it on the computer/I-pod.’

If  he reads this post.

I doubt it.

Crumbs. (:-(

For three days, my ‘used-to-be-new’ computer has been acting up on me.

It’s a hand me down that my brother’s ‘Hebro’* friend let me have.

After a few months, the ‘masterpiece of techno car-car(crap) has been delaying my ‘letters from the underground’.

Just a nother day for a blogist on a shoe-string budget.

(Sod! Another computer typo!)

A budget that got her Wal-Mart gift card confiscated.

But,

I did get a lot of help from some ‘friends’.

Happy 2011!

Stay tuned!

*Hebro— a male Jewish friend. A female Jewish friend is called a “Hegal or Hegirl.

 

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