Disclaimer: These jokes are for entertainment enjoyment only and are not meant to offend any minority groups. Enjoy.
Q: What does comedian Margret Cho listen to when she’s playing her radio?
A: Seoul (Soul) Music
Q: What do Koreans eat for lunch and dinner everyday?
A: Hot dogs*
Q: What’s the name of a friend that can buy your drinks at a bar?
Sara: Teacher, can I bring my Classical and Jazz CDs to class to play at the Valintine’s party this Friday?
Teacher: Hell, no. I’ve heard too many Sax and violins in those songs.
* In some parts of Asia dogs are considered food, especially in Korea. (Sorry, Toto!)
** If you take the ‘J’ out and replace it with a ‘G’ you get the name of an alcoholic drink. ie: Gin
Q: What are Frog and Toad’s favorite music on YouTube?
Q: How do you stop a bull from charging?
A: You take away his credit cards.
It is getting chilly out, that I might have to get a spoon when the snow comes. Have a nice day!
Q: How do you handle a live lobster?
A: You give it its own talk show.
Q: What kind of pods can you eat?
A: Pea pods.
Q: Why did E.T. and ALF go to the movie theaters on Earth together?
A: Because they wanted to see the stars.
Q: How does a farmer mend his plants?*
A: With a cabbage patch.
Q: When is a boxer like an astronomer?*
A: When they see stars.
* Source: Laffy Taffy
Stayed Tuned and Merry Holidays and Happy Christmas!
I know that you love Twilight, so here are more ‘vampire jokes’! Enjoy! 😀
Q: What greeting does a vampire child say when they have friends over for sleepover?
A: Hello, children of the night.
Q: What was the first thing Edward asked Bella when they first met?
A: What’s your blood type? *
* In Japan, it is common for people to ask you what you blood type is.
**Q: What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?
A: The fright before Christmas.
**Q: If Frosty the snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?
**Source–101 Holiday Jokes
I hope you love the vampire jokes! Stayed Tuned!