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Korean jokes and a school joke

Published January 28, 2009 by ladyserenity92

Disclaimer: These jokes are for entertainment enjoyment only and are not meant to offend any minority groups. Enjoy.

Q: What does comedian Margret Cho listen to when she’s playing her radio?

A: Seoul (Soul) Music

Q: What do Koreans eat for lunch and dinner everyday?

A: Hot dogs*

Q: What’s the name of a  friend that can buy your drinks at a bar?

A: Jin**

School Joke

Sara: Teacher, can I bring my Classical and Jazz CDs to class to play at the Valintine’s  party this Friday?

Teacher: Hell, no. I’ve heard too many Sax and violins in those songs.

Stayed Tuned!

* In some parts of Asia dogs are considered food, especially in Korea. (Sorry, Toto!)

** If you take the ‘J’ out and replace it with a ‘G’ you get the name of an alcoholic drink. ie: Gin

Gut-busting jokes

Published November 29, 2008 by ladyserenity92

Q: Why did E.T. and ALF go to the movie theaters on Earth together?

A: Because they wanted to see the stars.

Q: How does a farmer mend his plants?*

A: With a cabbage patch.

Q: When is a boxer like an astronomer?*

A: When they see stars.

* Source: Laffy Taffy

Stayed Tuned and Merry Holidays and Happy Christmas!

More Vampire Jokes!

Published November 12, 2008 by ladyserenity92

I know that you love Twilight, so here are more ‘vampire jokes’! Enjoy! 😀

Q: What greeting does a vampire child say when they have friends over for sleepover?

A: Hello, children of the night.

Q: What was the first thing Edward asked Bella when they first met?

A: What’s your blood type? *

* In Japan, it is common for people to ask you what you blood type is.

**Q: What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?

A: The fright before Christmas.

**Q: If Frosty the snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?

A: Frostbite.

**Source–101 Holiday Jokes

I hope you love the vampire jokes! Stayed Tuned!

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