Here are a few Corn Jokes that may sound ‘corny’ to some. No offence.
Why shouldn’t people talk near a cornfield?
Because the cornstalks have ears to hear what’s going on.
What kind of ball can’t Gohan use to play baseball with his dad?
A cornball. But in wintertime, he can use a snowball.
Have a nice day!
(Damn! Ren and Stempy throwback moment!)
A few days ago I made up some good fish jokes on the eve of my baby brother’s 23rd birthday this March. My brother is a Pisces. But the sad thing about it is that he is a dumb bass. I’m happy to say that my brother (in spite of getting into deep trouble, has been given another yearly upgrade on his lifeclock. My brother knows that his time is running out. I’ll pray for him ever day. That’s what an older sister must do!
I told my fish jokes to my mom and our neighbour. They laughed at the jokes! I hope you guys will too!
What kind of fish makes people laugh and smile every time people come to see it?
A clown fish
I love Finding Nemo!
What is Ariel’s secret part-time joke when is isn’t attending school with the other fish?
She works as a Mer-Maid! (Mermaid)
My fish jokes have turned into ‘Disney’ Jokes! Have a great day!
These jokes are for entertainment purposes only. Buenos Vista/Disney Corp. nor ABC is not a sponsor of this blog.
Here are some fresh jokes straight from the paper and onto the blog. Enjoy!
Yo Momma Jokes
- Yo momma is so stupid, she used the CD burner to burn the house down.
- Yo momma’s glasses are so thick, that every time she looks for Waldo, she always sees him waving at her from the pages.
- Yo momma is so stupid, she thought that the manga Cardcaptor Sakura(tm) was an instruction manual about playing poker.
- Yo momma is so tall, she gave the Jolly Green Giant(tm) a hi-five.
- Yo momma is so stupid, she asked your teacher where he came from, he said ‘Hungary’, she brought him a sandwich.
- Yo momma is so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Q: What person can you take to court?
Q: What two stars are hot with the ladies?
A: Chip and Dale
Q: What former Sailor Scout now runs a Victoria Secret(tm) store?
A: Sailor Bars(Sailor Mars)