Well, they’re back! At the Royal family’s request, it’s the return of ‘British Jokes’! No one is safe from a little ‘satire’ from an American(Yankee)! congrats to Will and Kate on their engagement!
Good luck! I pray that you two survive after the wedding!
Here are some ‘fresh’ jokes. Enjoy a bellyful of laughs!
Q:What’s Mother Nature’s favorite drink at the forest gift shop in Stonehenge?
A:Root beer.
Jane:
How do dinosaurs come out of a pool?
Robert:
They come out all ‘Wet’.
Jon:
Did you see an episode of Cops UK where Chief Gordan Ramsey was arrested?
Philip:
No, what was Ramsey arrested for?
Jon:
He was caught beating an egg in front of the Royal family. 😀
How do you tame a wild teddy bear?
You give it a sweet.
Until next time, cheerio!
Go for broke!
These jokes are for entertainment purposes only. They have no intention to harm nor offend any minorities.