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British Jokes!

Published February 25, 2011 by ladyserenity92

Well, they’re back! At the Royal family’s request, it’s the return of ‘British Jokes’! No one is safe from a little ‘satire’ from an American(Yankee)! congrats to Will and Kate on their engagement!

Good luck! I pray that you two survive after the wedding!

Here are some ‘fresh’ jokes. Enjoy a bellyful of laughs!

Q:What’s Mother Nature’s favorite drink at the forest gift shop in Stonehenge?

A:Root beer.

Jane:

How do dinosaurs come out of a pool?

Robert:

They come out all ‘Wet’.

Jon:

Did you see an episode of Cops UK where Chief Gordan Ramsey was arrested?

Philip:

No, what was Ramsey arrested for?

Jon:

He was caught beating an egg in front of the Royal family. 😀

How do you tame a wild teddy bear?

You give it a sweet.

Until next time, cheerio!

Go for broke!

These jokes are for entertainment purposes only. They have no intention to harm nor offend any minorities.  

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British Jokes(Pt. 2)

Published November 6, 2009 by ladyserenity92

Here are more British Jokes just for you brought to you by Robin Reed Crackers. Enjoy.

Q: Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?

A: Because if it were small, white, and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?

A: Ready, teddy, go!

I wish you and yours a Happy Christmas and Merry holidays!

Stay Tuned!

British Jokes

Published March 12, 2009 by ladyserenity92

Q: Why did the tourist blushed at the corner?
A: Because she saw the changing of the guard.

 

Q: What mouse gets people in trouble?

A: Danger Mouse

 

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite snack at the beach?

A: Fish and chips

(For Charlie Hazen) Hello, Charlie!

Stayed Tuned!

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