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At the Hilton Plaza Hotel

Published July 10, 2014 by ladyserenity92

This comic-post was based on a true story. The people involved who sent me this story wishes to remain unidentified. This post is not to harm anyone assonated with the clergy of any religion. Enjoy!

At the Hilton Plaza Hotel, a priest; a pastor and a rabbi were booking in for the night of the conference. Along with them, the priest’s granddaughter(a novice nun) snuck into the bar to get a last drink. Tempting as it seemed, the three clerics decided to go for they ‘last drinks’ too.

They had so many drinks, that they retreated to their room and called it a night.

When 6 AM came, the priest’s granddaughter was nowhere to be found. The priest called for his friends to his hotel room.

When they got inside, there was a drawing of a nude girl painted upon the wall.

It was the priest’s own granddaughter. 

All three men looked at each other like they had something to do with the painting on the wall.

To make things more confounding; the granddaughter was nowhere to be found.

So, who drew the picture?????

It was either of them!





Go for broke!


Native American Jokes

Published June 21, 2014 by ladyserenity92

Note: These jokes are for ‘good nature’ use only.
These jokes are not meant to offend any minority groups.
Q: What kind of bow do Native Americans love to see?
A: A Rainbow

Q: What is actor Jack Webb’s favorite TV show?
A: “Dancing With the Wolves”

Q: Why did Sacajawea threw her compass into the water?
A: She wanted to see a “river run through it.”

Q: What’s Crazy Horse’s zodiac sign?
A: The sign of the beaver

Q: Why was Chief Red Cloud looking at the sky?
A: He wanted to see the rain dance.

Price tag of “The Rainbow Connection”

Published June 28, 2013 by ladyserenity92

Hey, guys & gals!

Do you know how much ‘The Rainbow connection” is worth now?

Here’s the list of 13 of the most popular colors + their price:

Winter(Snow), $1
Sunshine, $2
Rose, $5
Heaven, $10
Smoke, $20
Key Lime, $25
Mandarin, $50
Chicory, $100
Bubble Gum, $250
Lavender, $500
Wine, $1000
Sky, $2000
Dutch Chocolate, $5000

That’s how much you make if you belong to “The Rainbow connection”!

It doesn’t matter about the money…loving one another for who they are is the real gold!

Are you part of “The Rainbow connection”?

Go for broke!

Satire of the day!

Published April 24, 2013 by ladyserenity92

This is my own ‘TipLine’.

It’s true that my neck’s a bit ‘red’.

Okay, I’m Black and have a ‘redneck’.

It burns from all the hard work and back breaking hell that I’ve got.

But on the flip side….

I rather have a ‘red-neck that hurts’ then to be one myself.

Go for broke!

Goodbye,2012! Hello,2013

Published December 29, 2012 by ladyserenity92

Three days ’til the end.

2012 was really a dragon after all.

Rewards and curses that fell upon the earth.

With its grip unleashed its wrath upon this earth.

As the dragon of 2012 is sealed away for another 12 years,

and 2013 comes at our door.

I’ll be ready for another dragon yet to learn about the world.

The union of the snake.

2013–the snake will take over.

Oh, wow!

At lest this will be a gentle 2013.

I hope!

Goodbye, dragon of 2012!

Hello, snake of 2013!

Dragons were once snakes when they were young.

Go for broke!

Happy New Year! 

American Teenagers/Japanese Teenagers

Published October 18, 2012 by ladyserenity92

The following joke is for entrainment purposes only. It is not intended to offend minority groups. I apologize in advance.

The difference between American Teenagers and Japanese Teenagers….

American Teenagers have cars and own the road.

Japanese Teenagers own bus/train passes and have lectures from teachers about missing homework.

Unless you’re a Japanese-American Teenager with a car and bragging rights and a ‘C+’….Who cares!

Go for broke!

RE: Henie Balloon Hoax

Published January 11, 2012 by ladyserenity92

Richard and Miyumi Henie were very sucessful in becoming famous with their ‘imfamous’ balloon hoax.

I’m a little confused on exactly how I would make money by blogging.

I mean who will pay me and how?

(I have PayPal. Plus a FaceBook page and calling cards.) (:^__^:) And, my ‘signure’ Pepper Mint Patty face!

Once I blog, I wonder whose gonna come to my page and how do I get them there?


I really appreciate if someone could break it down for me.

(:^__^:) Patty-Chan, again!(P-Chan.)


Go for broke!

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