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Cartoon Jokes

Published February 22, 2017 by ladyserenity92

I’ve got two about Skeltor.

1.

Q: 

Why couldn’t Skeltor go to his high school reunion?

A:

Because, he had nobody to go with.

2.

Q: What is Skeltor’s favorite toy that he likes to play with?

A: His trom-Bone.

Go for broke!

For Mike Connors. With love, A la mode!🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

“Can you turn on your lights?”

Published February 10, 2017 by ladyserenity92

In a country that always give you change, there’s always an expression in the north that’s really about honesty.

Eh?

💡The expression, “can you turn your lights on” goes way back in the late 17th century. This was when people used candles to light their houses. 💡

🏮Since no electricity was non-existent, people used candles to tell people that all was well and to come on in.

But….

There were some people that didn’t like strangers at all. 

If a person didn’t want company, their house became dark and deadly. A house without light was a warning to strangers, “Come any closer, and I’ll shoot.”

There was a Canadian Mountie that was consern about people getting hurt looking for help. Not too mention the wave of Africa-American slaves escaping into Canada that just wanted to be treated as equals.💡

So the man decided that he was going to make everyone equal as the runaway slaves.

🏮That night, the Mountie got his latren and rode his white horse and throughout the town, he cried, “are your lights on in your house? Are your lights on in your house?”🏮

🏮The whole town panicked. In every town and every village, people scrambled like eggs and grabbed their candles. One-by-one, they lit the candles in order to prove their innocence.🏮

Soon, all of Canada was lit aglow. The escaped slaves were welcomed with open arms.🎁

And to this day, that’s way Canada is the country that always leave their lights on.🎪

BTW….

💡”Can you turn your lights on” is a Canadian expression meaning : can you please tell me the truth?😰

As for the Mountie that ran through Canada in his underwear….🏃

No one knows  who he is….

And that’s a mystery…

To this day.🔍

Go for broke!🎰

Tip Line

Published February 3, 2017 by ladyserenity92

With so much violence and senseless homicides going on in the world, we need to stop and think twice about what we’ll end up losing if we give in to this cancer know as violence. We have to stop the war and love our enimeies as we love ourselves. I know it’s not easy, you guys. But got to remember, a bully just wants something that you have that they don’t want to have. Hope. And with hope is faith. And with faith and hope comes joy.

So listen up, kids and kids at heart… 

Murderers never go to Heaven nor get second chances. The joke’s on them;not on you.

Homicide is suicide.

Suicide is homicide.

Homicide and suicide are just plain dumb.

They’re not the answers to everyday life.

Think it over.

Think twice before you lose it.

You only have one life line.

Please don’t lose your life in the game of hate.

Hate is a losing game for fools who don’t think.

I love you.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Go for broke!

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