British Jokes!

Published February 25, 2011 by ladyserenity92

Well, they’re back! At the Royal family’s request, it’s the return of ‘British Jokes’! No one is safe from a little ‘satire’ from an American(Yankee)! congrats to Will and Kate on their engagement!

Good luck! I pray that you two survive after the wedding!

Here are some ‘fresh’ jokes. Enjoy a bellyful of laughs!

Q:What’s Mother Nature’s favorite drink at the forest gift shop in Stonehenge?

A:Root beer.

Jane:

How do dinosaurs come out of a pool?

Robert:

They come out all ‘Wet’.

Jon:

Did you see an episode of Cops UK where Chief Gordan Ramsey was arrested?

Philip:

No, what was Ramsey arrested for?

Jon:

He was caught beating an egg in front of the Royal family. 😀

How do you tame a wild teddy bear?

You give it a sweet.

Until next time, cheerio!

Go for broke!

These jokes are for entertainment purposes only. They have no intention to harm nor offend any minorities.  

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2 comments on “British Jokes!

    • I always read the jokes that I write and taste the soup before seriving it to the guest.
      When in dout, I visited the media and the ‘real’ people in person. In fiction, life or death.
      You have to study both fiction and reality.
      We live in a semi-sterotypical world.
      Ouch!

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