Hidden Jokes!

Published May 5, 2010 by ladyserenity92

These are jokes that I ‘hapened’ to stumble upon in my nearly forgotten box of notes. I haven’t tested them out to my friends or family. Post me a reply if you like ’em or hate ’em. Enjoy! 🙂

Q:
what did one casket say to the other casket?
A:
That you coffin?

Q:
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A:
A “Pouch” Potato.

Q: How do you get the water into the Watermelon?
A: Plant it in the spring.

Q: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
A: His mom told him to “live in the present.”

Q: what does a piece of fruit sleep on?
A: Apri-Cots.

Celebrity Jokes!

Q: How do you trick pop singer Lady Gaga?
A: You put on a ‘Poker Face’!

Q: What nickname does actor Richard Belzer use when he’s at a French candy shop in Paris?
A: John ‘Munch & Crunch’ !

Until next time, gang! I’ll catch you on the flip side of the coin. A two-headed side of the coin. Oh, Mr. Two-Face, if you want your quarter back, call me on my poke-phone(pocket phone)* for it.

Stay tuned!

*Pocket phone & poke-phone are slang words for a ‘Cellual phone’.

These jokes are for entertainment enjoyment only. Singer Lady Gaga nor actor/activist Richard Belzer endorsed these jokes nor the jokes were used to slander them in any way. Mr. Belzer, please come back to the comedy-side. We miss you and your smile! 😀 (We also have milk and cookies! Yum!)

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