Belated Halloween Jokes & A Riddle

Published November 7, 2009 by ladyserenity92

Just because Halloween’s over, doesn’t mean I can’t post a few funny jokes and riddles. I hope your Halloween was a happy one. Enjoy these belated treats!

Werewolf Jokes

Q: What is the right time for a werewolf to cut his hair?

A: 12:21

Q: What are some things that werewolves like to do for fun?

A: Eat moon pies, go to moon viewing parties, and watch Looney tunes(TM).

Mummy Joke

Q: Why was the Pharaoh crying in the tomb?

A: Because he wanted his mummy back.

Riddles

Q: What object has both the mask of a man and a rabbit on its face at night?

A: The Moon

Stay Tuned!

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