Yo Momma Jokes,Cartoon Jokes and a lawyer joke

Published September 10, 2009 by ladyserenity92

Here are some fresh jokes straight from the paper and onto the blog. Enjoy!

Yo Momma Jokes

  1. Yo momma is so stupid, she used the CD burner to burn the house down.
  2. Yo momma’s glasses are so thick, that every time she looks for Waldo, she always sees him waving at her from the pages.
  3. Yo momma is so stupid, she thought that the manga Cardcaptor Sakura(tm) was an instruction manual about playing poker.
  4. Yo momma is so tall, she gave the Jolly Green Giant(tm) a hi-five.
  5. Yo momma is so stupid, she asked your teacher where he came from, he said ‘Hungary’, she brought him a sandwich.
  6. Yo momma is so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.

 

Lawyer Joke

Q: What person can you take to court?

A: Sue

Cartoons Jokes

Q: What two stars are hot with the ladies?

A: Chip and Dale

Q: What former Sailor Scout now runs a Victoria Secret(tm) store?

A: Sailor Bars(Sailor Mars)

Stay Tuned!

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2 comments on “Yo Momma Jokes,Cartoon Jokes and a lawyer joke

  • Oh yeah, how about these jokes:
    1. Yo momma is so tall, her teacher always tells her to get her head out of the clouds.
    2. Yo momma is so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears so she could listen to the 50 cent.
    3. Yo momma is so pour, robbers leave her money.
    4. Yo momma is so pour that when an officer asked her why she was kicking a can across the street, she proclaimed she was moving.
    5. Yo momma is so fat, she swam in the ocean and caused the Japanese tsunami
    6. Yo momma is so fat, she turned a space shuttle into a submarine.
    7. Yo momma is so old, that when god said ‘let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.

    Hope you enjoy the jokes!

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