Here are some fresh jokes straight from the paper and onto the blog. Enjoy!
Yo Momma Jokes
- Yo momma is so stupid, she used the CD burner to burn the house down.
- Yo momma’s glasses are so thick, that every time she looks for Waldo, she always sees him waving at her from the pages.
- Yo momma is so stupid, she thought that the manga Cardcaptor Sakura(tm) was an instruction manual about playing poker.
- Yo momma is so tall, she gave the Jolly Green Giant(tm) a hi-five.
- Yo momma is so stupid, she asked your teacher where he came from, he said ‘Hungary’, she brought him a sandwich.
- Yo momma is so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Q: What person can you take to court?
Q: What two stars are hot with the ladies?
A: Chip and Dale
Q: What former Sailor Scout now runs a Victoria Secret(tm) store?
A: Sailor Bars(Sailor Mars)