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Yo Momma Jokes,Cartoon Jokes and a lawyer joke

Published September 10, 2009 by ladyserenity92

Here are some fresh jokes straight from the paper and onto the blog. Enjoy!

Yo Momma Jokes

  1. Yo momma is so stupid, she used the CD burner to burn the house down.
  2. Yo momma’s glasses are so thick, that every time she looks for Waldo, she always sees him waving at her from the pages.
  3. Yo momma is so stupid, she thought that the manga Cardcaptor Sakura(tm) was an instruction manual about playing poker.
  4. Yo momma is so tall, she gave the Jolly Green Giant(tm) a hi-five.
  5. Yo momma is so stupid, she asked your teacher where he came from, he said ‘Hungary’, she brought him a sandwich.
  6. Yo momma is so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.

 

Lawyer Joke

Q: What person can you take to court?

A: Sue

Cartoons Jokes

Q: What two stars are hot with the ladies?

A: Chip and Dale

Q: What former Sailor Scout now runs a Victoria Secret(tm) store?

A: Sailor Bars(Sailor Mars)

Stay Tuned!

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