Q: Why did E.T. and ALF go to the movie theaters on Earth together?
A: Because they wanted to see the stars.
Q: How does a farmer mend his plants?*
A: With a cabbage patch.
Q: When is a boxer like an astronomer?*
A: When they see stars.
* Source: Laffy Taffy
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