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Gut-busting jokes

Published November 29, 2008 by ladyserenity92

Q: Why did E.T. and ALF go to the movie theaters on Earth together?

A: Because they wanted to see the stars.

Q: How does a farmer mend his plants?*

A: With a cabbage patch.

Q: When is a boxer like an astronomer?*

A: When they see stars.

* Source: Laffy Taffy

Stayed Tuned and Merry Holidays and Happy Christmas!

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